baby there's no need to run

praetorsgonnapraet:

whatcha thinkin about

oh i dunno, scarin the shit out of people i guess

cool brah, cool

hey wanna come over my crib

nah brah, it’s so messy, you should clean more homie

come to my crib instead

k brah

hey guys what’s happenin

oh fuck you douche canoe, no-one’s scared of you

yeah, fuck you wagon-cunt, you’re boring and no-one likes you

oh okay guys, well i guess i’ll see you around

urgh i hate that guy

yeah he’s so rude

yeah brah

peace out, homie

deetblue:

OHMYGAWD

IT’S A SET.

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shyrangerr:

I will reblog this every time I see it until they admit their undying love for each other.

theepichumor:

Teacher : How can we keep our school clean?

Student: By staying at Home.

what a funny blog

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kids-from-yesterderp:

Welcome to the internet. 

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• my parents: why are you so antisocial you're going to end up dead by the time you get to 20 due to lack of sunlight why don't you have any friends get off the computer and do some sport or photography look it's nice weather go outside god you're so lazy
• me: can i go out today
• my parents: no

tyleroakley:

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theepichumor:

funniest blog ever!!!

theepichumor:

Bored? click!

autobelieve:

ahoitier:

jakeenglishswaifu:

stryker:

How my roommate deals with food theft.

me

spades slick

^

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ohmypreciousgirl:

1. Your Real name: Rebecca

2. Your detective name (Favorite color and favorite Animal): Teal Leopard 

3. Your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on): Cindel **********

4. Your Star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle name, first two of first, last three of last): Morcireeno

5. Superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left): Blue Pillow

6. Goth name (Black and one of your pets): Black Schmitty

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